MOONDRAGON

Some tips for chicks who want to rock the bald head:

1 - Get a good backstory. Sinead O’Connor shaved her head after record executives said she needed to be more feminine. You could say that after being raised by alien monks and elevating yourself to physical and mental perfection, your hair just fell out.

2 - Empower yourself. Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta used psychological warfare (and the occasional bomb) to combat fascism. You could land a cosmic power gem to infinitely increase your psychic mojo.

3 - Fight your inner demons. Sigourney Weaver in Alien 3 had a chest-buster inside.  You may have your namesake - The Dragon of the Moon  - hiding within you, waiting to strike. Keep an eye on that!

4 - Keep it classy. Don’t pull a bald Britney. You may think you’re better than everyone else, but unless you get over yourself you’ll always be hindered by your own arrogance. Bigger players, like Odin, will eventually put you in your place.

5 - Own your sexy. Demi Moore hooked a boy half her age. Why not go for that lady space captain you’ve got your eye on? Let people talk. They’re just jealous.

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